Thursday, February 28, 2013
super bug
If you recall, my last post ended with me covered in projectile vomit.
Sadly, it was only the start of things to come.
We all got sick.
For some reason, the one who was hit the hardest wasn't any of the small ones, or even Shan with the man-variation of it. It was me. I was so ill all I could do was lie in a Blanket Fort Of Misery in a haze of Zofran and Hydralyte, mumbling things at the daytime cooking shows before collapsing back into bed.
Shan, who has never taken time off work due to me being sick, ever- including when I had hyperemesis, took the day off. I was so ill.
Several {thousand} loads of laundry later, frantic scrubbing of bathroom floors over and over again, and the unanimous agreement that I will never again cook the soup we were eating hours before it hit, I think it's safe to say we're over it. I hope so.
Saturday, February 23, 2013
sensible grownup things
At the moment I seem to be on this perpetual quest for Things To Do And Enjoy That Aren't At The Whim Of My Small Children. Sensible {not always} Grownup Things.
Plans are being made for a night away for my birthday, a girl's night mid-year to go to a cabaret show, I'm about to embark on a master's degree, and am going along to a parenting program the kindy is running...okay, let's be honest: I'm happy when I can go to the supermarket alone. The option to buy toilet paper on my own? Hooray for me!
To kick-start the whole shebang I arranged dinner with a girlfriend, at a nice little restaurant just over half an hour away. With a booking time of 7pm. Due to the fact that every Saturday I'm now in the car at 8am to deliver a small girl to ballet lessons, and that Shan was headed off on a boy's weekend the following day, it wasn't to be a late night- moreso a little escape for a few hours.
So, dinner was cooked and placed on the table, before I showered, dressed, and did hair and makeup in record time. And off I went.
While a girlfriend and I were waiting {and waiting.....and waiting....} for our mains, I received a phone call. From Shan. That Scarley was vomiting. We eventually were served our mains {an hour and fifteen minutes later}, and lingered for a little while before coming home. Back to reality. Wearing the ridiculously expensive dress I'd bought for an interview, and the ridiculously expensive eyeliner that is still quite possibly fused to my eyelids....I proceeded to do what is perhaps the Most Sensible Grownup Thing Of All.
Calmly, and soothingly strip sheets, start the washing machine, and give an upset child a lovely warm bath....all while covered in their projectile vomit.
Nothing says motherhood quite like that, does it now?
Thursday, February 21, 2013
how to: make cheesymite scrolls
I make these at least one a week, firmly convinced that it is far easier to put together a very simple dough mix and produce some scrolls with about ten minutes effort on my part than it is to drag three children around a supermarket. And once you've eaten them warm from the oven, it's difficult not to become an instant convert.
This dough is the dough I use for most of my baking- cheesymite scrolls, cheese and bacon scrolls {I'll tell you how to do that, too}, pizza and calzone dough....there's nothing to stop you, I suppose, from using it to make bread if you felt like it.
To make the dough, you'll need:
1 x 7g sachet yeast
1tsp sugar
1 cup tepid water
3 cups flour {white, wholemeal, or a combination of the two}.
2 tbs vegetable oil + an extra spoonful to coat the bowl
1 tbs salt
Optional: a tablespoonful or two of sesame/poppy/chia seeds.
Combine the yeast, sugar, and water in a small bowl and leave for five minutes or until foamy.
In a large bowl {or the mixing bowl of your stand mixer if you also happen to have a dough hook}, combine the other ingredients. If you want the scrolls to stay fresh for the next day- we never seem to have that strange thing called 'leftover scrolls', add in a tablespoonful of instant mash. It sounds vile, I know, and it has to be the rare exception to my rule of no instant anything, but it works.
Once your yeast mixture is foamy, add that in to the flour mix, and knead with your hands or with a dough hook until smooth and elastic. Depending on the weather and the sort of flour you use you may need a little extra water or flour- add it in a tablespoonful at a time. If you're being virtuous and using exclusively wholemeal flour, you will almost certainly need more water.
When the dough is ready, leave it in a clean, oiled bowl {I use the mixmaster bowl with a spoonful of oil poured in}, tossing once to coat in the oil. Cover with cling-film or a clean tea-towel and leave for an hour until doubled in size.
To turn the dough into cheesymites you'll need:
1/2-3/4 cup vegemite
2-3 cups grated cheese
When the dough has doubled in size, punch it down, and tear it into two pieces. It's easier to roll, and creates smaller, kid-sized scrolls. {Also, if you want to do half cheesymites and half cheese and bacon, for example, this is the way to go}. Roll out each piece on a lightly floured surface- or a piece of baking paper, until it's quite thin- say, 1cm thick or less.
Spread on the vegemite and sprinkle over the cheese, then roll up tightly. Slice the rolled up dough into rounds 2-3cm thick, place flat-side-down on a baking tray lined with baking paper, and cover with a clean-tea towel again for another 20 minutes. {If you're really desperate for time you can skip this, but they're better if you don't}. While they have their second prove, switch the oven on to 180.
When your oven is pre-heated and that twenty minutes is up, slide them into the oven and cook for about 20 minutes or until golden.
Variations:
Cheese and bacon scrolls: use the same dough as above, substituting the vegemite for diced bacon
Cheesymite pullaparts: place the {uncooked} scrolls into a loaf tin (or a 20cm square tin} lined with baking paper, pressing them together to fit. Bake for 25-35 minutes {depending on how squashed-together they are}.
Sweet scrolls: reduce the amount of salt in the dough to 1tsp, and add an extra 2tsp of sugar to the flour mixture. Ideas for sweet scrolls- Nutella and crushed hazlenuts, jam, tinned caramel..... endless, really.
And so on.
Don't forget- this is a marvellous pizza dough, and one that can be used to make-your-own pizza pockets or calzones, depending on the maturity of who you're feeding.
prepare to battle.
Current rainy days excepted, this summer has been long and hot.
We've done so many trips to the beach that there is a permanent layer of sand covering the floor of the car {by the way, talcum powder is an excellent, instant remover of sand from small children's limbs}.
There have been iceblocks. Lemonade. Afternoons in air-conditioning watching singing puppets until I can no longer stand it.
And then we battle.
Over three hundred water balloons were filled and, save a few, were put into plastic tubs to be placed strategically around our backyard. A few were saved, to fill the box you see above- and left at our front gate for Shan when he arrived home from work.
And then it was time to play.
so, we adopted a kitten
Scarley and I went for a little drive earlier this week, and bought this little guy home with us.
The people at the pound had called him Buster, but he was promptly re-named Scout. He also answers to 'it's-my-turn-with-the-kitten-let-me-have-a-turn'.
He's purring away on me as I type {and just FYI, kittens are just as bad as small children when it comes to upending liquids onto computers. It's a wonder my laptop is still functional at all}.
May a long and happy life await you, Scout.
And may the small children start going to sleep at bedtime as they should, rather than 'whispering' {I use the term very, very loosely}, "Scout, come and sleep on my bed..." for several hours.
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